I have an update thing now I guess

Makes me feel kind of important

I really don't have any updates man

I don't even do anything interesting to keep you guys up to date on

Look at all these chickens


"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

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lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

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person: i don’t like halloween



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"That’s what I am: just a traveler. Imagine it: no tax, no bills, no boss. Just the open sky."

for the best person ever

All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven  (via fuckoff-mondays)

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when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

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If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

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Steal Her Look: Chloe

Purple Dora Shirt ($12.95)
Safety 1st Chart Houndstooth Air 65 Convertible Car Seat  ($139.99)

You’re gonna regret it.
One gifset per episode • AHS 1.01


relatable gifs and quotes

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Don’t ever sleep on Zendaya