HOw come every time i make art and shit i worked so har dto make this vid & the song was sort ofg hard to make to but now everybody ttries to take my credit and they try to steal my 5 minutes of fame but they didnt work and do shit threy didnt help me do anything at all so why is it your right to take my shti away from me well its not because its not even right they cant do this shit legaly but they still fuck around and shit and do it and steal my fame cuz even the cops are jealous and nobody can afford lawyers anymore cuz they are all fucking us raw hard core and NOT in a good way Last time i got fucked raw it was by this hairy guy i met in Jerrie's i was drunk as fuck and he was to i was about to get kicked ouit of the pub because i was so fucked up but like a night in shining armor he came over & did a round house kick on the boucner JK he got his ass kciekd hard but honestly the way he stood up for me in once in my life nobody really cares much about me but he did and i thought that was so sexy plus the way he jiggled when he did it wow... Super sexy he had holes in his shirt cuz it was an old ass shirt with stains on it he got it from a bbq place which i really want to go to: There is a cartoon horse eating a barbaque sandwich, and hes on the beach laying about. And sipping a beer, while eating a barbqaue sandwich. This is the type of shit you dont see anymore because all the old pubs with great humor,great food, and great beer, have been reduced to shriveled shells in this day and age cuz all the corprate masses have bought out the soul of the country. You heard me right, the bosses and money pigs have bought the fuck out of all the properties,and turned it into old shacks where nobody cares about. They sell shit food and dont even sell beer because they hate the fact that sexy guys like me are stealing out all of there love
it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.
my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.
So about a year or so ago I decided I wanted to try making one of the little monster/cat dolls that seem to be the most common childrens toy in the Galaxy Far Far away, but I couldn't find a pattern anywhere. So I decided to create my own. After a trial and error creation and revision process, resulting in three sorta good dolls and one perfected by quarantine creativity I figured I should share the pattern!
Tools:
-4.0mm or 4.25mm crochet hook
-2 colors of medium weight yarn (mine says gauge 4, with recommended 5.0mm hook)
-Toy stuffing
-Two buttons
-Needle (must fit through button hole, and have opening big enough to thread yarn)
Step 1-Body
Rnd 1: Color 1: chain 41 + slip stitch to chain 1 to make a circle about 6in circumference
Rnd 2: Chain 1, single crochet 40, slip stitch to chain 1
Rnds 3-28: Repeat Rnd 2 26x
Step 2- Ears
(From the slip stitch of Rnd 28)
Ear A
Rnd 1a: Color 1: chain 1, slip stitch in stitches 1-20, ss to ch 1
Rnd 2/3: Ch 1, sc in 1-20, ss to ch 1- repeat
Rnd 3/4: Color 2: repeat Rnd 2/3
Rnd 5/6: Color 1: repeat Rnd 2/3
Rnd 7/8: Color 2: ch 1, sc 18, ss to ch 1
Rnd 9/10: Color 1: ch 1, sc 16, ss to ch 1
Rnd 11/12: Color 2: ch 1, sc 14, ss to ch 1
Rnd 13: ch 1, sc 10, ss to ch 1
Rnd 14: ch 1, sc 8, ss to ch 1
Stitch Rnd 14 closed (3 stitches should work) tie off and pull string inside.
Ear B
Rnd 1b: ch 1, ss in 21-40, ss to ch 1
Rnd 2-14: Repeat as above
Sew on button eyes at Rnd 24, (approximately) stitches 16 and 24 of body using either color
Stuff ears and body
Step 3: Legs (x2)
Rnd 1: Color 2: ch 21 + ss to ch 1
Rnd 2-4: Ch 1, sc 20, ss to ch 1
Rnd 5/6: Ch 1, sc 18, ss to ch 1
Rnd 7: Ch 1, sc 16, ss to ch 1
Rnd 8: Ch 1, sc 14, ss to ch 1
Rnd 9: Ch 1, sc 12, ss to ch 1
Rnd 10: Ch 1, sc 6, ss to ch 1
Stitch Rnd 10 closed, stuff, stitch Rnd 1 of legs to Rnd 1 of body (sew stitch by stitch so they mirror the ears)
Step 4: Arms (x2)
Rnd 1: Color 1: ch 21, ss to ch 1
Rnd 2/3: Ch 1, sc 20, ss to ch 1
Rnd 4/5: Color 2: ch 1, sc 20, ss to ch 1
Rnd 6/7: ch 1, sc 16, ss to ch 1
Rnd 8: ch 1, sc 12, ss to ch 1
Rnd 9: ch 1, sc 8, as to ch 1
Stitch Rnd 9 closed, stuff and stitch Rnd 1 to sides about 3/4 of the way up
DONE!
hero cop Sergeant Killzone walks onto the scene, unholstering his Smith and Wesson .625 Ultra-Magnum, and famously announces that the perpetrators are going down. It is the beginning of an epic shootout. The camera zooms in on the sergeants eyes, as his pupils dilate. He takes a deep breath, and then an even deeper breath. Then, with a guttural roar, he unleashes his fury on the evil doers. The gunfight is a spectacular display of firepower, with explosions and bodies flying everywhere. In the end, only Sergeant Killzone is left standing. The camera zooms in on his face as he surveys the carnage around him. He is covered in blood and gore, but he does not seem to notice. He looks into the camera, and says in a gravelly voice, “This is what justice looks like.”
Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text
sometimes i forget there’s a person called easybakemeth following me and then they reblog something and i’m like “hey, how ya doing easybakemeth? keep being cool, dude. never change that url”
WRINKLES ARE FINE JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE
Just getting old is way easier and more fun than whatever this bullshit is
GONNA START SMOKING UNFLITERED 100s JUST TO SPITE THESE PEOPLE
PRESERVING MY YOUTH WITH MY ANTI WRINKLE METH PIPE
these posts swirl around my head when i'm falling asleep. like a mobile
Don't talk to me or my son ever again!
I've been really enjoying season 2 of Bee and PuppyCat since it landed on Netflix a couple of weeks ago, and I wanted to try and make a bigger, fluffier version of my free PuppyCat pattern!
This guy is made with a bulky weight chenille yarn I bought at my local Spotlight for the white fuzzy bits (Bella Baby - Baby Chenille) and some DK yarn doubled up for the brown, since I can't seem to find this colour in chenille anywhere. I crocheted the regular pattern with a 6mm crochet hook - and you can see the difference the chunkier yarn and hook make! The smaller version is made with DK yarn and a 3mm crochet hook.